Oh dear, Oh dearie, dearie, dear.

The Recession has hit the German brothel market.

The Berlin Pussy Club is now offering a flat rate, sleep-with-as-many-as-you-like deal for €70 euros, including unlimited food and drink.

The owners have also offered rebates for pensioners, the unemployed and those on welfare. Some have offered discounts to taxi drivers and rubbish collectors on the 15th of the month, which is close to pay day.

In case you can’t think of an excuse to be away from home – you can even take your wife along…..the mind boggles.

Reading De Spiegal is a lot more interesting than The Guardian.

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Blink
July 29, 2009 at 19:37

…The owners have also offered rebates for pensioners, the unemployed and those on welfare. Some have offered discounts to taxi drivers a…..

does this include a chips, sausage and egg lunch on a friday too?

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Anna Raccoon
July 29, 2009 at 20:30

I think it is fish on Friday, blink!

3
lexander
July 29, 2009 at 20:14

I am preparing to fly over in my Tiger Moth and get every discount going. I hope I do not meet Max Mosley in the wipping room. Toodle pip.

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Anna Raccoon
July 29, 2009 at 20:32

I think my Daddy used to fly over to Berlin lexander – that was a Lancaster though – bit quicker than a Tiger Moth……..

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lexander
July 29, 2009 at 20:16

Woops. Already so excited. Thanks Anna. Wipping is an advanced form of whipping of course !

6
Cato
July 29, 2009 at 20:16

Bloody hell…sleep with as many as you like?

Takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!

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Sue
July 29, 2009 at 21:18

I’m not sure if our local brothel has a special offer. I will have to see if they advertise in the paper.

Alternatively, if men are really skint here, they can go down to a certain industrial estate in Malaga and the “ladies” down there are the cheapest I believe.. they’ll do anything for 10 euros.

A most disconcerting sight to see when all you want is to buy is a sofabed from Conforama!

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John H Baker (F2C)
July 29, 2009 at 21:18

You negleted to to inform us if tourists get a reduction Anna…I dust off my passport in anticipation while Mrs. Yin keeps buying me smaller and smaller Calvin’s for the journey, is she trying to tell me something?

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Anna Raccoon
July 29, 2009 at 21:34

There might be a special reduction for regular Raccoonteurs, could be worth asking – Mrs Yin can go too you know……..

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Anna Raccoon
July 29, 2009 at 21:35

Though I’m not quite sure what she is supposed to do when she gets there……

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Dark Lochnagar
July 30, 2009 at 02:42

Do they throw in free Viagra with the egg and chips on old codgers’ day?

12
Saul
July 30, 2009 at 04:22

Or old todgers day….

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Saul
July 30, 2009 at 04:57

Gloria must wonder why her typing fingers are twitching.

14
richard
July 30, 2009 at 14:06

re: “wipping room” and “Wipping is an advanced form of whipping of course !”
maybe he meant “wiping room ” – the efficient Germans etc

15
Joe Public
July 30, 2009 at 15:39

Suggest phoning to check the offer still applies before departing.

That article is dated mid-March

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Alan
July 31, 2009 at 11:49

The price is surely just a ‘booking’ fee – and whatever you get up to with the women you pay them directly.

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jim
August 30, 2009 at 07:12

What is the address at the pussy club in Berlin?