Old MacBrown he bet the farm………
Picture courtesy of the inimitable David Forward
Old MacBrown, he blagged the farm, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
About his farm he put out stats, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
With a ‘boom-boom’ here, and a ‘bust-bust’ there,
Here a boom, there a bust, everywhere a bust-bust,
Old MacBrown, he bet the farm, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
Old MacBrown, he did some harm, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
And on the farm he put some G.O.A.T.S, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
With a Darzi here, and a Digby there,
A Malloch-Brown, and all with flair,
Poor MacBrown, they’ve all left town, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
Old MacBrown he chanced his arm, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
He gave the Goats some Titles free, EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
With a Lordship here, and an ermine there,
Here a-gloat, there a-gloat, every goat a-gloatin’,
They’ll remain, the Lord’s Goat-eeee………EE-YI-EE-YI-YO!
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July 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm -
Lucky you didn’t spell it as Goatse….lol
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July 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm -
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July 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm -
Merci beaucoup.
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July 16, 2009 at 9:17 pm -
Pity he hasn’t bought the farm!
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July 17, 2009 at 12:37 am -
Three little piggies went to market !!!
Did these people ever hear any nursery rhymes in their youth ?
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July 17, 2009 at 10:31 am -
Cato, you beat me to it. I nearly had an attack of the vapours when I first read it, and thought “Really, Ms Raccoon. I didn’t realise you knew about such things”.
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July 18, 2009 at 11:50 am -
………..just spare a thought for all those innocent little stoats/weasels who have sacrificed their skins to adorn the robes of these new ‘lords’!
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July 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm -
Excuse my ignorance, but whilst I know what Goatse is, what’s a G O A T?
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July 24, 2009 at 7:04 pm
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