Re-definitions – Nu-Labour speak; Issue 3.
‘I support the ‘office’ of the Speaker’
– I’m too frightened of the whips to say so openly, but I wish someone braver than me would boot Michael Martin out – he got us into this mess.
‘I am repaying the money’
– Actually I’m putting it back in the Fees Office trough I got it from and will reapply as soon as this is all over. Oink, Oink.
‘I am resigning my job’.
– Only the second job – I will still be an MP, still have all my allowances, still have my snout in the trough.
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May 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm -
My screen just had a huge crack in it.
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May 16, 2009 at 8:58 pm -
Right, I’m off now – I’ve heard Spain’s entry is being sung by Miguel Jackson with dancing by Juan Travolta…
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May 16, 2009 at 8:58 pm -
Does it double as a mirror Gloria? And AR errrr, no.
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May 16, 2009 at 8:59 pm -
What cheek! How very dare you!
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May 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm -
Gloria …………….. ‘it can’t have been easy for him going prematurely auburn.’
…………. I think he has been doing it for the ladies ………….. It’s wasted on me though. I think I have made that clear to him lately. He promised to leave us all a message on here and let me do a mock-up of him with Draper and Guido for youtube. ………… And how all this present kerfuffle began! I haven’t seen his message yet …………. But I will be onto him.
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May 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm -
Eddie and Keela just rang to say that they have just been informed that The Clan are sueing a certain ex-member of the PJ. I was wondering why Merry Gerry had been nipping in and out of Portugal so much lately!
No doubt this is to make sure the Press do some more dumbing-down after The Files have brought so much information into the public domain.
This has cheered me up ………….
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May 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm -
AR – I did it just because I could.
And those Israelis are OK – pity about the song. Oops, I seem to be watching BBC1, now how did that happen?
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May 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm -
A gagging order in Lisbon.
Fine choice of word.
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May 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm -
Oh Anna ………… I am relying on the 3As fab posters for any word …………… Don’t know if Farter Ruck and The Others are going to be happy about this.
I am always stuck on the law regarding libelly stuff coz there’s all that business of the Defendant proving his evidence. Eddie and Keela are well up for testifying but they are getting a bit worried about their boss Grimesy. Keela swears she thinks she could even be poisoned before next weekend!
I wonder what the FSS are busy doing at this moment in time?
Browneye’s testicles must feel like they are in a mangle tonight! Why oh why did he ring up to see if Amaral had been removed from the case???????????
I do believe that they all knew the case was going to be re-opened so they want to make it look like they want it. Only recently, the PJ asked them if they wanted the case re-opening …………. but the offer was declined.
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May 16, 2009 at 10:56 pm -
I think this might be a fancy damage-limitation exercise on the part of Clearance the PR Piranha. Cor blimey!
Gordon is up to his taters, surrounded by glazed vegetables that he calls his Ministers ………. and his gravy train is just pulling out!
The Clan will diffuse the row over our MPs ……….. or will it?
Murdoch ………… Can you come in please and tell us what to make of all this information that disappears before our eyes ………… By the way …………. I specifically need to be told how to think this time.
I do not know what to think anymore …………. I am mccanned to the core and on the verge of a thrombosis as to how ordinary human-beings are allowed to manipulate to this extent!
Me is getting one of them there Dunblane moments again.
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May 16, 2009 at 11:05 pm -
Innit! Innit just! ……….. And then of course Madeleine is a Ward of Court ……….. And the Judge told us point blank that the parents have been through enough already! ……………. So we know where the Government and the Judiciary stand on this one!
It’s got more f*cking skins than an onion this palavre. More layers than a Hitchcock movie. And more lawyers than the Nuremburg trials already! …………
Go go go Mr. Amaral! ………… And check the drains in the other apartments. Maybe only specks left but I heard a rumour that an Alien may have been sick in one of the bathrooms ………… This might lead us to the whereabouts of the child’s body.
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