Prawo Jazdy is not a Polish plumber.
Prawo Jazdy had left a string of some 50 driving offences logged on police computers in Ireland; each time he was stopped he cunningly gave a different false address.
Eventually the Garda decided to take a closer look at the reckless driving of Mr Jazdy since there appeared not to have been a single conviction.
DNA databases helped not a jot, nor would ID cards have assisted, but a Polish-English Dictionary solved the msytery.
T’was then they discovered that Prawo Jazdy means driving licence in Polish – and not the name of the individual(s) they had stopped.
February 21, 2009 at 19:53
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It seems to be too much trubble.
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February 21, 2009 at 19:53
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That’s a putty. I thought we might be able to nail this one, but I think I
was just building my hopes up. Let’s just skip it then.
- February 21, 2009 at 19:48
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I have come up against a brick wall, possibly it has run it’s course.
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February 21, 2009 at 19:39
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That’s the spirit! Level with me: is there any pointing going on with
this?
- February 21, 2009 at 19:33
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They have Jewson Bitter, Jewson Stout and Jewson Lager. In fact they’ve got
the Jewson lot!
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February 21, 2009 at 19:30
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A night on the tiles is probably just what you need. Paint the town red,
get hammered; Artex yuh L8R, yeh?
- February 21, 2009 at 19:26
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Can’t stay long, I’m off out to get plastered. There is a late extension in
the Pub tonight.
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February 21, 2009 at 19:18
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You are merely reinforcing my opinion of you with than below-the-belt
remark. This is a weighty topic and I don’t think you should be quite so quick
to make light of it.
- February 21, 2009 at 19:08
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Get a team of crack builders in to fix your floor….
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February 21, 2009 at 18:58
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Actually, I think I’ve been suffering from Bum spread myself for quite a
while, ever since my oestrogen levels fell through the floor!
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February 21, 2009 at 18:56
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Ha-ha-ha! I think you are right, Chatelaine! It’s nasty to get a Dick
caught in anything, I am told!
- February 21, 2009 at 18:47
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Think it’s worse to be called Dick and get caught in spam filters all the
time
- February 21, 2009 at 18:46
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Hihi
Well, we’ve got used to Bill without 2nd thoughts…
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February 21, 2009 at 18:10
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Thanks, Chatelaine!
You’ll understand, of course, why my lovely mother-in-law simply couldn’t
bring herself to call our son our preferred contraction of William?
- February 21, 2009 at 18:04
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Just like the Germans choking when seeing a Dutch bread, called Bums brood.
And some to at the “gevogelte” in the cooling department
- February 21, 2009 at 18:02
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Yes, it does, Gloria
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February 21, 2009 at 17:46
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I was once told that the UK road warning ‘Soft Verges’ raises a titter from
a French person. Is this true, you polyglots?
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February 21, 2009 at 17:45
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Wolf-whistle for Saul!
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February 21, 2009 at 15:48
- February 21, 2009 at 15:33
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Ah, Saul, you finally found your Montgomery Clift picture then. Must be
before the accident, as it is almost en face …
- February 21, 2009 at 15:23
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Handle with cryogenic gloves.
- February 21, 2009 at 15:15
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Poor old Minnie Driver is afraid to go to Ireland to shoot her new movie,
in case she is presented with loads of unpaid driving fines.
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February 21, 2009 at 15:18
- February 21, 2009 at 15:00
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Reminds me of tourists in Italy following signs “Senso Unico” getting
nowhere while looking for this unique sensation, as well as tourists in France
wanting to book a room in the “H
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February 21, 2009 at 15:05
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