Historians will no doubt record that moment in time when the huddled masses should have been checking their pension statements but were glued to the TV screen watching the unfolding of that manufactured saga which is ‘Big Brother’.
Lucy Pinder is revealed to have a cunning plan to ensure that not just the men but the women are suitably distracted.
A source close to Lucy – who has previously claimed she likes to touch other girls’ bodies – said: “Lucy has been getting really nervous about her appearance and asked a few people for some tips on what to do to win over fans. They told her that the best way to make a big impact is indulge in a little bit of harmless lesbian loving.
“Lucy’s desperate to do well and knows she’s got a lot of competition in the house.
“She’s come up with a game plan to be as shocking and outrageous as possible. She’s also got a beautiful body and plans to put as much of it on display as often as possible.
“Fans are in for a real treat.”
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