Plod has been getting a bad press recently. His efforts to convince us that he is underpaid and under appreciated considerably hampered by the string of âNews Internationalâ arrests as part of Operation Elvedon, showing that heContinue reading →
Who says Community Service doesnât work? Why for a whole year Eric Joyce, the charming Scottish MP for Falkirk, stayed out of trouble after being fined Â£3,000 and ordered to pay his victims Â£1,400 in compensation following a drunken brawl inContinue reading →
This is where I came in, or rather where I originally fell down the rabbit holeâ¦..it seems a lifetime ago.
Nazir Ahmed and Phillipa Curtis. Nazir on the M.1; Phillipa on the A.40. Both driving at 70 milesContinue reading →
Apologies, but itâs Our Vera yet again.
It used to be that Council chiefs sat round a table with the police authority and decided together how much local residents couldContinue reading →
We maintain a healthy interest in the Life and Times of Vera Baird, known as the âTowering Infernoâ (apparently she explodes when insufficiently respected).
Our Vera is now perambulating â presumably at significantly Continue reading →
Good morning Northumbria! The temperature is just hovering above freezing, you have a North Easterly wind blowing in from Siberia at 21 km an hour, and it might get as high as 2 degrees this afternoon. So just to cheer youContinue reading →
- Hear the voice of the Baird!
- Who present, past, and future sees;
- Whose ears have heard,
- The voters word,
- That walks among the PCCsâ¦
- Continue reading →
- Who present, past, and future sees;
I have been waiting in vain for several days for the Guardianâs coverage of the latest âDomestic Violenceâ outrage. I know how passionately they feel about the subject. 65 articles in the last 30 days alone âContinue reading →
Up in the Labour heartlands, a minority of Labour members managed to rouse themselves from their indolent apathy and put in their votes to select the Labour candidate for the new role of Elected Police Commissioner. ItContinue reading →
Ms Raccoon finds that her level of interest in whether gay Peers can call their âwifeâ Madame orContinue reading →
Just as councils across the land are implored to become anally retentive of hard pressed ratepayers money, comes news that Islington Council is to splatter a quarter of a million quid collecting abandoned turds.
A luckyContinue reading →
The House of Winsor wishes to announce its new range of police officers, tailored to meet the needs of a changing demographic, and the demands of ‘community leaders’ up and down the country.
The Labour Party has clasped the clitorally vulnerable victim-hood of the Feministas to its bosom and bitterly resents any attempt to portray an ideologically opposed female as representing âFeminismâ at any level. Witness last nightâs riveting NewsnightContinue reading →
The Lib-Dems have a remarkable propensity to swing both ways. Bleeding heart hand wringers over the dinner table â right wing reactionaries when they encounter real life.
The constituency office of Ian Swales received a swatheContinue reading →
Reading of the latest Cameroid âbig societyâ project, accompanied by Prime Ministerial scoffing of ale and jubilation from the outraged âmoral majorityâ, I am minded of an incident several years ago now, when a friend of mineContinue reading →
UKUncut are keen to portray themselves as peaceful protesters. They reiterate that their objection is to legal tax avoidance by wealthy companies. They do not accuse anybody of tax evasion. Somebody must have read them a pottedContinue reading →
The lofty Vera is currently splashing round a swimming pool in Kampala in between discussing Ugandan matters; a welcome change from trying to hustle work as a humble âdoor tenantâ or âBarmaidâ at the prestigious Tooks chambers.Continue reading →
A decidedly dark subject today, but one that we need to face up to.
Regular readers will be aware that I have long taken an interest in the local politics of Vera Bairdâs old constituency of Redcar andContinue reading →
Our Vera only got Â£32,383 of our money as a resettlement grant when we kicked her out of Redcar. The âwinding-upâ expenses she can draw on finish onContinue reading →
Long time no here (sic)
Those were the days eh? When you were Solicitor-General and late at night the mood took you to tryContinue reading →
“Crack!” An ill aimed shot rings out in the still night air from Nu-Labour’s zealous big guns – and with a flurry of feathers, another flock of Banker-Birdies rises up into theContinue reading →
MPs redacted expenses have been released this morning by the parliamentary authorities. HERE
Don’t bother looking up Tony Blair’s – so redacted as to be a miracle he admits his name is TonyContinue reading →