Plod has been getting a bad press recently. His efforts to convince us that he is underpaid and under appreciated considerably hampered by the string of âNews Internationalâ arrests as part of Operation Elvedon, showing that he
Continue reading →Category Archives: Vera Baird
Re:Joyce in the Value of Restorative Justice!
Who says Community Service doesnât work? Why for a whole year Eric Joyce, the charming Scottish MP for Falkirk, stayed out of trouble after being fined £3,000 and ordered to pay his victims £1,400 in compensation following a drunken brawl in
Continue reading →In-Out; In-Out; In-Out; Nu-Labour; Old Ahmed.
This is where I came in, or rather where I originally fell down the rabbit holeâ¦..it seems a lifetime ago.
Nazir Ahmed and Phillipa Curtis. Nazir on the M.1; Phillipa on the A.40. Both driving at 70 miles
Continue reading →Baird-faced Cheek!
A rare moment of truth for Veraâ¦. Apologies, but itâs Our Vera yet again.
It used to be that Council chiefs sat round a table with the police authority and decided together how much local residents could
Continue reading →Vera Baird and the Ineptocracy
We maintain a healthy interest in the Life and Times of Vera Baird, known as the âTowering Infernoâ (apparently she explodes when insufficiently respected).
Our Vera is now perambulating â presumably at significantly Continue reading →
Week one of your Baird investmentâ¦
Good morning Northumbria! The temperature is just hovering above freezing, you have a North Easterly wind blowing in from Siberia at 21 km an hour, and it might get as high as 2 degrees this afternoon. So just to cheer you
Continue reading →The Baird of Northumbria.
Hear the voice of the Baird!
- Who present, past, and future sees;
- Whose ears have heard,
- The voters word,
- That walks among the PCCsâ¦
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- Who present, past, and future sees;
Vera Baird â Beyond Parody.
Vera Baird is calling for Sir Norman Bettison to quit his job over claims that he tried to discredit a senior judge by attempting to prosecute him.
It is alleged Sir Norman Bettison, chief constable of West
Continue reading →Silence is Guardian.
I have been waiting in vain for several days for the Guardianâs coverage of the latest âDomestic Violenceâ outrage. I know how passionately they feel about the subject. 65 articles in the last 30 days alone â
Continue reading →Bring Me the Head of PC Simon Harwood on a Platter!
Baird and Bored.
Up in the Labour heartlands, a minority of Labour members managed to rouse themselves from their indolent apathy and put in their votes to select the Labour candidate for the new role of Elected Police Commissioner. It
Continue reading →Melting Pointâ¦
Ms Raccoon finds that her level of interest in whether gay Peers can call their âwifeâ Madame or
Continue reading →The Vera Baird Memoriam Squad.
Just as councils across the land are implored to become anally retentive of hard pressed ratepayers money, comes news that Islington Council is to splatter a quarter of a million quid collecting abandoned turds.
A lucky
Continue reading →The Rise of the Catwalk Copper.
The House of Winsor wishes to announce its new range of police officers, tailored to meet the needs of a changing demographic, and the demands of ‘community leaders’ up and down the country.
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Synchronised Wimmin.
The Labour Party has clasped the clitorally vulnerable victim-hood of the Feministas to its bosom and bitterly resents any attempt to portray an ideologically opposed female as representing âFeminismâ at any level. Witness last nightâs riveting Newsnight
Continue reading →Swalesâ Tale â A God-awful Fail.
The Lib-Dems have a remarkable propensity to swing both ways. Bleeding heart hand wringers over the dinner table â right wing reactionaries when they encounter real life.
The constituency office of Ian Swales received a swathe
Continue reading →The Curmudgeon on Cameroid.
Reading of the latest Cameroid âbig societyâ project, accompanied by Prime Ministerial scoffing of ale and jubilation from the outraged âmoral majorityâ, I am minded of an incident several years ago now, when a friend of mine
Continue reading →Our Vera hits the headlines again.
The house that Vera Baird put on the market for £315,000 last year after she had finished âwinding upâ her constituents in sunny Redcar, has finally sold for £265,000.
This is the house that
Continue reading →Moral Protest.
UKUncut are keen to portray themselves as peaceful protesters. They reiterate that their objection is to legal tax avoidance by wealthy companies. They do not accuse anybody of tax evasion. Somebody must have read them a potted
Continue reading →Where are they now â Vera Baird?
The lofty Vera is currently splashing round a swimming pool in Kampala in between discussing Ugandan matters; a welcome change from trying to hustle work as a humble âdoor tenantâ or âBarmaidâ at the prestigious Tooks chambers.
Continue reading →Political Suicide.
A decidedly dark subject today, but one that we need to face up to.
Regular readers will be aware that I have long taken an interest in the local politics of Vera Bairdâs old constituency of Redcar and
Continue reading →At home â with Our Veraâ¦
Chez Vera Baird…
Our Vera only got £32,383 of our money as a resettlement grant when we kicked her out of Redcar. The âwinding-upâ expenses she can draw on finish on
Continue reading →The British civil service, eh? Makes you proudâ¦
Image taken from Civil Service Recruitment Ad – http://www.prospect.org.uk/sectors/CVL/
Tom Harris must have expected some shtick when he wrote these words, he disabled his comments temporarily.
I
Continue reading →Aloo Vera!
Our Vera at Pontypridd Magistrates Court.
Long time no here (sic)
Those were the days eh? When you were Solicitor-General and late at night the mood took you to try
Continue reading →Culling Voters.
“Crack!” An ill aimed shot rings out in the still night air from Nu-Labour’s zealous big guns – and with a flurry of feathers, another flock of Banker-Birdies rises up into the
Continue reading →Vera Baird QC – ’tis baffling.
MPs redacted expenses have been released this morning by the parliamentary authorities. HERE
Don’t bother looking up Tony Blair’s – so redacted as to be a miracle he admits his name is Tony
Continue reading →Our Lord in Doncaster, continued. …….
10,000 Muslims and the Solicitor-Generalâ¦â¦..
