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Beating Your Curd and Whey.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 24, 2014

A tip o’ the Dutch cap this morning to Jasper Kuin for showing Dutch courage in the face of health and safety regulations.Â

It is a Bank Holiday week-end; it used to be called Whitsun, but

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Ms Raccoon regrets…

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by Anna Raccoon on May 15, 2014

You are too late. Should have called in earlier. She’s already left.

She has jetted off to sunny Glasgow to attend a seminar on Moral Panic.

She thinks Marrakech would have been a better idea

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Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 3, 2014

A disturbing post from Rabbitaway – who knew? The Court of Protection moves on from deciding who you can have sex with – to who you can talk to! Dioclese on nursery rhymes.

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Exposure: Once Upon a Time (Spoof)

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by Anna Raccoon on April 28, 2014

Guest presenter Bernard Cribbins wants to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Then he’ll begin…

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They'll be Coming Round the Mountain…

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by Anna Raccoon on April 24, 2014

Or rather they won’t! Was I the only person who raised a silent cheer at the news that the Nepalese Sherpas had walked off Everest, and that thus ‘this year’s Everest expeditions

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Wake me up before you Go-Gojam!

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by Anna Raccoon on April 5, 2014

 Gojam, the ever present, malodorous, spiteful, demanding, unreasonable, illogical, presence in my life, who had no other function in life than to spout bile, has been given his marching orders. From Tuesday afternoon he will be

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Ragnarok cometh…

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by Gildas the Monk on February 18, 2014

End of the world predictions are always fun – especially the day after. Who can forget the ‘Rapture’ predicted by Harold Camping in 2011? The rapture appeared mostly on Camping’s face as he contemplated the

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Pit-Bull logic…

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by Anna Raccoon on February 12, 2014

 

Would you? I mean really? You’d leave your 11 month old baby in the care of this charmer?

It seems that you wouldn’t be quite as crazy as the knee-jerkers would have

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Sad But Mad Lad

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by SadButMadLad on June 17, 2012

For various reasons I’m moving to my own personal blog.

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Cookies & Biscuits

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by SadButMadLad on June 3, 2012

Just a quick post to say that cookie control has been enabled as per the EU Cookie Directive, boo hiss.

A right pain in

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Eulogy to Anna

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by Gildas the Monk on May 15, 2012

Dear Brothers and Sister of the Blog

Many years ago, too many to remember, when the land was threatened by the barbarian and the thug, when law and justice were in danger, and when the nation had

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Ms Raccoon Regrets…

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by Anna Raccoon on May 14, 2012

That having given the matter much thought, over a week in fact, she has decided to retire from the Internet; from the Blogosphere, from this Blog.

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News of the World Disinterred

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by Anna Raccoon on February 13, 2012

Is there any reputation so putrid, so tarnished, that it cannot be further damaged? Gordon Brown excepted, I suspect not.

A boulder has been pushed away from the cave into which the poor old News of

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Ms Raccoon regrets…

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by Anna Raccoon on January 7, 2012

That in an act of callous disregard for your moral and ethical well being – she has fled the Raccoon coop for an entire week. Thoughtless of me, I know, but too late to let the dogs

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Open Thread!

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by SadButMadLad on November 15, 2011

The staff are busy again behind the scenes doing stuff which means that we can’t serve you at the bar. Help yourself to the drinks, but please leave some cash on the

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Archive Post – Callow Jarrow.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 5, 2011

75 years ago, 200 carefully selected men, in strict formation and their Sunday best, accompanied by a barber – lest they give the impression of being unemployable en route – set out to march the

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In the pub cellar

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by SadButMadLad on September 23, 2011

We’ve been a bit busy in the pub cellar sorting out all the beer barrels so please talk amongst yourselves for a while. Normal service will be resumed soon. Talk about

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Anna Raccoon latest news (Updated)

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by Matt Wardman on August 7, 2011

We’ve heard from the Boss again.

Anna has been back in hospital for a couple of days for a follow-up, and should be back home early next week.

Anna’s tumour taken out a couple of weeks ago has been analysed in

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Blood Sucking Bureaucracy

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by Anna Raccoon on July 14, 2011

I’ve got the hang of the local accent now; I rattle confidently through the questions with them as they laboriously write out the answers in triplicate. Nom, prénom flies out in the correct back to front order;

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I know your password

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by SadButMadLad on July 5, 2011

Odds are that I can guess your PIN in ten attempts.

It will be one of the following

  1. “1234” – I can’t be bothered to think about my password
  2. “0000” – I can’t even be bothered to count

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Heart Stopping Moments.

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by Anna Raccoon on July 4, 2011

If you have to have a heart attack, if you must, what better place to find yourself than in a roomful of cardiac surgeons? Not in Rochdale, no Siree.

Not

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Dordogne Angst Unlimited.

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by Anna Raccoon on June 30, 2011

This nightmare that I had
woke up in the hospital suite
And thought “my, this is worse than bad”
just where on earth did I meet
That chick with whom I share this room?
Champagne’s inappropriate
right now and so are those balloons
got no cause

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Raccoongate? No way, José!

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by Anna Raccoon on June 24, 2011

Hello my darlings! It’s been an eventful week. Action packed as they say, and Ms Raccoon has a fight on her hands; fear not, we will win.

So, pour yourself a drink, make it a double;

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Very Short Parish Notice

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by Matt Wardman on June 21, 2011

Parish Notice

For the next couple of weeks SadButMadLad and me will be handling some of the site admin, working with the other contributors.

Roughly, SadButMadLad is handling site admin issues, and I’m dealing

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Covert Recording accepted in Evidence by Appeal Court

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by Matt Wardman on June 20, 2011

Have you secretly recorded your neighbour stating that your cat might suddenly vanish into the great mousehole in the sky, but they deny it?

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Bugging Bugarach.

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by Anna Raccoon on June 18, 2011

Life as the Maire of a small French commune can be onerous. You are a self contained one-man social services department, with responsibility for the welfare of all the inhabitants. An adult literacy department, with responsibility for

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Caption contest – Advertising Ewe-turns.

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by Anna Raccoon on June 18, 2011

I can see this catching on – imagine the M40 running through the Labour strongholds in the Rhonda Valley, lined with bleating manifesto promises. Politicians really will be able to eat their words once the count is

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Out Damn Wart!

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by Anna Raccoon on June 16, 2011

A SECURITY guard from South Yorkshire shot himself in the hand to try to remove a wart from his finger.

No point in aiming at his foot when the wart was on his finger, was

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Fat Boy Fiction.

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by Anna Raccoon on June 16, 2011

One of the failings of the European Union is in its attempt to convince us that we are all the same, just human beings. We are not – and nothing divides us more than our sense of

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Disinterring Old Arguments.

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by Anna Raccoon on June 15, 2011

I make no apologies for keeping the corpse of the euthanasia/assisted suicide argument hanging around the bar today; if the stench is unpleasant and disagreeable to you, so be it. It’ll be your stench one day, you can’t live

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