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Cyber Paranoia.

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by Anna Raccoon on February 20, 2013

I’m a National Hero – he’s a Terrorist!

China’s economic espionage has reached an intolerable level and I believe that the United States and our allies in Europe and Asia have an obligation to confront

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Socialist Surrealism

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by Matt Wardman on February 10, 2013

This week we have an object lesson in what happens when you dig up the the dead Victorian body of your Great Grandparent, prop it up in the hallway in a sharp 2012 suit, and hope that

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HP Sauce and an Apple.

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by Anna Raccoon on January 22, 2013

Being a cautious soul, when I bought my new iMac, I double checked with the Apple store in Paris to ensure that all my software and hardware would continue to operate with my new computer. Looked up

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When Spamalot met Murphalot

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by Matt Wardman on January 17, 2013

Said Murphalot of Spamalot (March 12 2012):

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Starbucks: Let them Drink Tea

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by Matt Wardman on December 13, 2012

 

Oyez. Oyez. Oyez.

Hear-ye. Hear-ye. Hear-ye.

Hear me. Hear me. hear me.

Insofar as, Starbucks having been declared to be Tax Avoiders by the Court of Planet Mars, i.e., the Marsupial Court, and failing to note that they may or may not

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Premature Articulation yet again.

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by Anna Raccoon on August 12, 2012

50 odd years ago, Frank and Chick Plant were laying out the pineapple squares and fish paste sandwiches in preparation for a grand party. They lived in the idyllic property illustrated. It was bought in extraordinary circumstances

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I’m going to Walsh that man right out of my hair!

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by Anna Raccoon on August 10, 2012

Let us imagine for a moment that you are successful in your career. The bank balance is piling up nicely, you have an offer on your modest suburban mock-Tudor, and your wife has fallen in love with

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Polly Maths

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by Matt Wardman on August 2, 2012

Here we go again. Polly Toynbee had a narrative rant this week after Danny Boyle’s Olympic opening ceremony. Half of it is soaring rhetoric; the other half an assortment of claims alleged

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***Exclusive*** Paedophilia and Bizarre Uses for Parliament.

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by Anna Raccoon on July 18, 2012

It is easy to wonder ‘What is the purpose of Parliament’ these days, when all they seem to do is conduct a childish haranguing match over the dispatch box. John Hemming MP has today reminded us that the whole

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Leveson Schmeveson, it’s a waste of time and money…

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by Anna Raccoon on July 9, 2012

The media will never change, not so long as the dual pressures of vanishing advertising revenues and 24 hour rolling news schedules to fill are in place. Leveson can invite as many ex-Prime Ministers and newspaper editors as he

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Wheelchair access to the Blogosphere.

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by Anna Raccoon on July 7, 2012

Lord help me blog from day to day
In such a tort defying way
That even when I forget to pray,
My prose will be accessible.

Help me find the pluggins do,
As the legislation doth accrue
I know the things I write

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London 2012 Olympic Torch Flames Going Postal

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by Matt Wardman on June 10, 2012

So you can’t afford an Official Olympic Torch from the 2012 Relay, complete with 8000 holes:

Representing the inspirational

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Don’t embarrass Kerry McCarthy MP, Comrades.

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by Matt Wardman on May 26, 2012

Overheard on the Twitter, Kerry McCarthy MP wishing that a drunk had been killed before he could ‘breed’.